Can you please help me with my cat problem ??!
Question: As I was walking down the catwalk, I spotted 2 alley cats involved in a cat fight. The catterwalling was so loud that I stuffed a cat-tail in my ears to muffle the noise.
One of the cats went catapulting into the road and fell on a passing Cadillac. It was a catastrophic scene!
The situation was a mess, and I wanted to put the whole kit and caboodle behind me. But just then, a fierce Tomcat arrived on the scene to investigate. He sniffed around, his whiskers bristling, and he let out a cat call as he found a very frisky pusssy cat laying in the alley. He asked me a question, but I was unable to speak. The cat had gotten my tongue. And I was also late for my flight to Katmandu. I was in shock. What should I do?
Answers: As I was walking down the catwalk, I spotted 2 alley cats involved in a cat fight. The catterwalling was so loud that I stuffed a cat-tail in my ears to muffle the noise.
One of the cats went catapulting into the road and fell on a passing Cadillac. It was a catastrophic scene!
The situation was a mess, and I wanted to put the whole kit and caboodle behind me. But just then, a fierce Tomcat arrived on the scene to investigate. He sniffed around, his whiskers bristling, and he let out a cat call as he found a very frisky pusssy cat laying in the alley. He asked me a question, but I was unable to speak. The cat had gotten my tongue. And I was also late for my flight to Katmandu. I was in shock. What should I do?
I am catatonic after that cathartic experience.
Have a catnap and think about it later
Quit smoking that s hi t .......
are you on crack? you are not funny
get your cataracts removed
HaHa
lol
that made me larf
but r u on crack?
speak to your doggy friend to stop getting food for you to eat outside the drug dealers yard
What a catastrophy, I think you should take a catnap before scratching the surfaces of this subject.
just say no to drugs
Wonder thinks that was a hair-raising tail, uh ... I mean, tale!
I heard your catastrophically complex story and advice you to get on the first catamaran out of here before you feel the sweet taste of my cat-o'-nine-tails!!!