Love poem for your wife?!


Question: My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. ?

I see your face when I am dreaming. That’s why I always wake up screaming. ?

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. ?

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you ‘cause I was pissed

I thought that I could love no other — that is until I met your brother. ?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, The violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty And so is your head. ?

I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don’t take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes — Damn, I’m good at telling lies! ?

My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe “Go to hell.” ?

What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.


Answers: My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. ?

I see your face when I am dreaming. That’s why I always wake up screaming. ?

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. ?

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you ‘cause I was pissed

I thought that I could love no other — that is until I met your brother. ?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, The violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty And so is your head. ?

I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don’t take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes — Damn, I’m good at telling lies! ?

My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe “Go to hell.” ?

What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.

I read this out loud to my husband. We both laughed. Thanks for that!

cute, have a star.

Shame theres none for men!

i have to star this one for my husband to see later, he will like these........

woahh..... went to the other side of the "RAINBOW"...

omg so funny
star 4 u

Where was you 2 years ago and as for the lime she like Coke.

that is the funniest rhyme ive seen in a very long time....

very good lol

Nice ones. I enjoyed those.

Funny! 100!

wow men need help..and they sit there and wonder why they never get a girl.

bravo, very creative and the guy who actually uses these lines....well, let's hope he recovers in intensive care, lol.

very funny thanks

LOL, thanks. Star for you!

bloody brilliant thanks for a great laugh wish i could give you 2 stars

Know any poems forthe men but have a star too

rofl:)))

THATS HALARIUS!!!! =) here u go *

very good indeed !

Sweetpea I think you should have your own section, we could then go straight to a good laugh, more please x x

that was halarius. i'm still on the floor holding my sides.



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