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Question: Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was
admired for
her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to
call on
her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to
have
a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water,
and in
the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea
and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and
its
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no
longer
resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about
this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the
Park
a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The
directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would
prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all
winter?"
Answers: Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was
admired for
her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to
call on
her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to
have
a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water,
and in
the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea
and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and
its
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no
longer
resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about
this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the
Park
a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The
directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would
prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all
winter?"
thats sooooo funny! nice one keep them comin
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i saw that joke on a porn site once
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
good one!!!!!
ha ha ha ha bless her. very funny xx
Funny! 100!
lol
:)
Lol! That was reallly funny!
lol i use those for other things though
ha ha ha-NOT
that joke stunk!
Lol great
"lol", 2
omg very funny. Condoms can keep you from the flu, very funny.
Just wanna share this joke:
A newborn sperm received an instructions in conception.
"As soon as you hear the bell- run thru the tunnel, then swim in line till you u get to a DAMP CAVERN. at the end you'll meet a red ball, say hi I'm Sperm! she'll say HI I'm an egg! Then You'll make an Emryo together.
" days later- the bell goes, Ist in line, He got to the cavern..still in LEAD!!He approaced the RED BALL- "hi Im a sperm! the red cell smearks and says..
HI ! I'm a TONSIL!!
cute, have a star.
Ahahahaha hilarious
brilliant joke thanks
That was just great nice and suttle joke
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very funny thanks he he he he
Not bad at all..lol
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I agree........
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