Can you read the whole joke? (Blonde Joke)?!


Question: ok here is another joke but it's not all that funny but check out my other 1's

A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing.

For weeks she read and studied, hoping to become an expert in the field. Finally she decided she knew enough and out she went for her first ice fishing trip. She carefully gathered up and packed all the tools and equipment needed for the excursion. Each piece of equipment had its own special place in her kit.

When she got to the ice, she found a quiet little area, placed her padded stool and carefully laid out her tools.

Just as she was about to make her first cut into the ice, a booming voice from the sky bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!!"

Startled, the blonde grabbed up all her belongings, moved further along the ice, poured some hot chocolate from her thermos, and started to cut a new hole.

Again the voice from above bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!!"

Amazed, the blonde was not quite sure what to do as this certainly was not covered in any of her books. She packed up her gear and moved to the far side of the ice. Once there, she stopped for a few moments to regain her calm. Then she was extremely careful to set everything up perfectly--tools in the right place, chair positioned just so. Just as she was about to cut this new hole, the voice came again.

"There are no fish under the ice!!"

Petrified, the blonde looked skyward and asked, "Is that You, Lord?"

The voice boomed back, "NO THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE SKATING RINK!"


Answers: ok here is another joke but it's not all that funny but check out my other 1's

A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing.

For weeks she read and studied, hoping to become an expert in the field. Finally she decided she knew enough and out she went for her first ice fishing trip. She carefully gathered up and packed all the tools and equipment needed for the excursion. Each piece of equipment had its own special place in her kit.

When she got to the ice, she found a quiet little area, placed her padded stool and carefully laid out her tools.

Just as she was about to make her first cut into the ice, a booming voice from the sky bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!!"

Startled, the blonde grabbed up all her belongings, moved further along the ice, poured some hot chocolate from her thermos, and started to cut a new hole.

Again the voice from above bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!!"

Amazed, the blonde was not quite sure what to do as this certainly was not covered in any of her books. She packed up her gear and moved to the far side of the ice. Once there, she stopped for a few moments to regain her calm. Then she was extremely careful to set everything up perfectly--tools in the right place, chair positioned just so. Just as she was about to cut this new hole, the voice came again.

"There are no fish under the ice!!"

Petrified, the blonde looked skyward and asked, "Is that You, Lord?"

The voice boomed back, "NO THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE SKATING RINK!"

hahhahahah!! OMG ! funny

PS: i'm answering before reading coz i am sure its gonna be funny! ahha! ok gonna read now ! :P

no way man

lol

That is hilarious

its funny!
made me laugh hard

mm.. nah it looks too long. But hey I get 2 points!

what is a blonde in a UNIVERSITY?........A TOURIST!!!

You didn't?!

lv it

Ha?
It was alright.

Pretty good but not number 1 blonde joke!!

I'm a blonde I got confused what was your question?

Pretty funny, actually. Did you come up with it yourself?

I don't think any group of people are any less smart than any other, but your joke works as a blonde joke.

ha, it was alright

Har Har Har

nice never herd that one before I'm still laughing

its pretty damn funny but i liked the one with the 3 girls escaping prison " its just that darn cat!" lololol

do you like write these or where are you getting em their hilarious

haahahah so funny where can i find ur other jokes cuz ur questions are private... tht joke made me laugh so hard////\\\\

lol thats funny but i have heard it befor a long time ago...

I think that's funny.

Thats funny (:

old old old old joke

i ruined it cuz i looked at the last sentence at the beginning by accident!

HEY! just becuase I did it one time... ONE TIME!...
lol that was pretty good actually

hahaha, funny

ROTFLMAOOL!!!!!!

The Maid

A guy dials his home phone number and a strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?"

"This is the maid," answers the woman.

"We don't have a maid," says the man.

The woman says, "I was hired this morning by the lady of the house."

The man says, "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"

The woman replies, "She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband."

The guy is fuming and says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"

The maid says, "What will I have to do?"

The man tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with."

The maid puts the phone down and the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots. The maid comes back to the phone, "What do I do with the bodies?"

The man says, "Throw them in the swimming pool."

Puzzled, the maid answers, "But you don't have a pool."

The man pauses for a moment and says, "Ummmm… Is this 567-5309?"

lol!
pick me for best answer cuz i actually read it BEFORE i answered it!

i can barely breath now

LMAO!!!!!

Heard it already... but it was funny the first time...
I'm blonde but I love blonde jokes b/c I know that kinda stuff happens... lol...
I once wrote "miracle whip" on my grocery list and came home with whip cream... *blush*



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