The Silent Treatment...?!
Question: This is really cute and thought I would share it with all my friends.
THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife
to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece
of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it
was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he
noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
Answers: This is really cute and thought I would share it with all my friends.
THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife
to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece
of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it
was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he
noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?" The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want." So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one." Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together." Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look. A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over." Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about p*ssy, and their b*tch. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. "Mom", the boy asks, "What's a p*ssy?"
The mother being startled by this thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says "Son, that is a p*ssy." the son then asks "What's a b*tch?" The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says "Son, this is a b*tch."
The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television. The son walks up to his father and says "Dad, what's a p*ssy?" The father doesn't want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out his Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the vagina and says "Son, this is a p*ssy!"
The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks "Then, what is a b*tch?"
The dad replies, "That's everything outside the circle!"
Ha! that is amazingly funny! thanks for brightening up my day!
cus woman are better
WOW! Simply terrific! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO! Star for you!!!
hahaha this is well funny
I loved it!! **STAR 4 U
how many guys do you think are gonna answer to that? lol
Very funny
I have seen that before and thought it was Uber Hilarious!!! Yep women are so much smarter then men. Hahahahaha
lol
hehehe... I'll have to remember that one!
Awww! That's really funny!
Haha! She showed the man!
lol i would do that
lol she right
HA HA! Yay women rule. lol.
thanks
That's good and I think the reason for that is because women have more mind control over men.
heehee
Great plot but improper outcome,a smart individual would have awaken him.Without saying anything,not awakening him was very low(note:she could have shook him).If he loose his job,she should not mind footing all the bills for living and enjoyment.
can't you understand this humor willie???... I love this joke.. how if i do this to my husband.. we are having our silence treatment today.. a little argument.. hahahhaa.. lmao
thanks for make my day and make my stress gone
who said im your friend now that you didssed my gender!?!? lol jk nice joke hahaha you deserve a STAR!
I've heard it before, but it is still funny as hell. My first good laugh of the day. 12:48 P.M. Thanx!