Isn't this funny ??!


Question: A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying,'All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop!And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses inthe train...cause we're going down the tracks.'The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't use that kind of language in this house.Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS.When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you touse nice language.' Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroomand resumed playing with his train.Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say...'All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope yourtrip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.'She heard her little darling continue...'For those of you justboarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you willhave a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.'As the mother began to smile, the child added,'For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the ***** in the kitchen..'


Answers: A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying,'All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop!And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses inthe train...cause we're going down the tracks.'The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't use that kind of language in this house.Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS.When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you touse nice language.' Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroomand resumed playing with his train.Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say...'All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope yourtrip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.'She heard her little darling continue...'For those of you justboarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you willhave a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.'As the mother began to smile, the child added,'For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the ***** in the kitchen..'

<<~~~~The conductor of said train. hehe thanks for sharing that!

lol yes it is, i've heard it before though

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was hysterical! Thank you!!!

yes........tis funny.............smart boy........but cheeky

hahaha...that is funny!!!

LOL.....here's one for u

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she tried to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse **** all over her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse **** from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."

lol

yeah it is . i hadn't heard it before cool joke

All aboard! Thanks Clo! :)

Great one!!!

Hi good one.

LOl..very good...great punch line Clo ^_^

Hi Clo Love it very funny

good one

LOL great!



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