If IT geeks had women problems?!


Question: Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.

However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.
I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that these two systems detected each other and they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiance 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.
While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2006*.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch Turbo Strop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly , requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express, which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off.

Recently, I've been tempted to install Mistress 2008, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2008, it tends to delete all of your Money before un-installing itself.

Please Help

*( What the 'user' neglected to mention was that FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2006 are trial software packages, which were withdrawn after a few months!)


Answers: Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.

However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.
I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that these two systems detected each other and they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiance 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.
While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2006*.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch Turbo Strop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly , requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express, which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off.

Recently, I've been tempted to install Mistress 2008, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2008, it tends to delete all of your Money before un-installing itself.

Please Help

*( What the 'user' neglected to mention was that FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2006 are trial software packages, which were withdrawn after a few months!)

Sounds just like windows vista or mac leopard, both of which have a history of the blue screen of death according to certain articles....however, I think that wife 1.0 needs to be more understanding and upgrade her software for husband 1.0 to iwillstopshoppingallthetime 2.7 which is compatible with moremoneyinhusbandspocket 3.6 then seek marriagecounseling 3.9 which will reformat your harddrive, install ant-virus programs and buy a router to network both husband 1.0 and wife 1.0 so they stay in constant communication with each other and hope for the best.

you are hilarious. Good luck finding any software to match your present running systems criteria....do you own a mac?



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Lmao. That was the funniest thing I've ever read in my life. My advice? DO NOT install Mistress 2008.

lol, nice one

Great!!

OMG - ur hysterical! Well done!!!

cute, have a star.

that is hilarious!!! and it isnt aking fun of women most of it is true!!!

superb babes!

Cute!!!!

....and just so you know, before Wife 1.0 un-installs, it launches Pipslap 4.5, Beatdown 2.0 and opens a new window with Whop-a$$ 2008.

Mistress2008 ain't worth it. ;~)

that was so funny .you definetly deserve a star for that.

I loved that....soo funny!!!
***starred it***

hahahah funny

Very funny but you never mentioned what hardware you were tying to use the software on. Suggest you cut your losses and re-boot!!!!!

Loved it...shown this to my hubby...He was in stitches...
star for you...:-)

i dont like jokes that put women down



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