How much of an animal lover are you (non sexual)? (joke)?!
Question: A Skunk Tale
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.
It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
He says, "O.K.,Get in the car with it."
"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.
"But what about the smell?"
"Just hold its nose."
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.
Answers: A Skunk Tale
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.
It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
He says, "O.K.,Get in the car with it."
"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.
"But what about the smell?"
"Just hold its nose."
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.
Funny.
But kinda sad that the poor skunk died =[
Have another star anyway!
hahahahahahahahahaha
im going to uze that1!!
lmfao..xx..?
Pretty Funny
LOL...... but not that loud!!
omg thats too funny
I just read this one!!! it was funny though.
Thats smelly good!!!! sorry i mean very good
ew thats gross
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH FUNNY SIDE SPLITTING MY STOMACH HURTS!!
Yeah, it is funny but I just read this one too.
lol this is crazy...........i think I just read this one deja vu but still funny
funny
Very funny but would have been much better if the skunk hadn't of died. I can't believe it was copied and posted by someone else!
hahahaha!
thats so funny!
Funny! 100!
OMG! I am ROTFLOLMFAO! xD
hahahahaha. THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!
Thanks for providing laughs in my day. Again! :P
you make my day a little brighter.thanks