What's your faveorite "Yo Mama" joke?!


Question: Mine is "Yo mama's so fat that when she steps on the scale, it says, "to be continued..."


Answers: Mine is "Yo mama's so fat that when she steps on the scale, it says, "to be continued..."

Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down.
lol idk if its the funniest one outt there but i think its pretty hilariouss.

lol thats funny!
hmm.. yo momma's so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up

yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

i laugh every time!

Yo Mamma is Heather Mills

A blank page. They are all CRAP!

Yo mama teeth so yellow, when she smiles all the cars slow down.

My second favorite is:

Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money

yo mama so fat on her drivers license picture it said continued on other side

Your Mommas so dumb, she got ran over by a parked car!!
hahaha lol.

yo mama so poor i flick a bugger on the door, she comes out singing, "clap your hands, stop your feet, praise the lord we got meat"
I laugh every time............

yo momma's so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born!

well my is yo mama is so fat when she fell in love she broke it

mine is ''yo mama is so fat she triped in burgerking and landed on wenddy's

Yo mama so dumb she got lokked in sainsburys for a week and starved to death!
Its old but i still laugh
Oh and Sainsburys is a supermaket btw

your momma is so black and her teeth or so yellow poeple thought she was a steelers helmet

your mom is dumb she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

a rooster says acokeldodeldo yo mama says any cok will do

yo mama so ugly, she make Micheal Jackson look like Brad Pitt



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