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Question: The Golden Age

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With the average cost for a Nursing Home per day reaching $188.00, there is a better way when we get old & feeble. I have ascertained that I can get a nice room at the Holiday Inn for around $65.00...that leaves $123.00 a day for beer, food (room service), laundry, gratuities and special TV movies. They have a swimming pool, a workout room, a lounge, washer, dryer, etc. Most have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free shampoo and soap. Super 8 is somewhat more economical and they have a free breakfast, though you usually have to walk next door for lunch and dinner.

There may be a bit of a wait to get that first floor room, but that's OK, it takes months to get into decent nursing homes. There is the Senior Bus, the Handicap bus (if you fake a decent limp), a Church bus or van, cabs, and even a regular bus. For a change of lunch take the Airport Bus and eat at one of the fast food cafe's there. The Inn has security, and if someone sees you drop over, they will call an ambulance. And should you break a hip, the American Way is to Sue. What more can you ask for? As a bonus, they all have AARP and other Senior discounts.

So: When I reach the Golden age help me keep my grin.
Just check my old rickety *** into the nearest Holiday Inn!


Answers: The Golden Age

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With the average cost for a Nursing Home per day reaching $188.00, there is a better way when we get old & feeble. I have ascertained that I can get a nice room at the Holiday Inn for around $65.00...that leaves $123.00 a day for beer, food (room service), laundry, gratuities and special TV movies. They have a swimming pool, a workout room, a lounge, washer, dryer, etc. Most have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free shampoo and soap. Super 8 is somewhat more economical and they have a free breakfast, though you usually have to walk next door for lunch and dinner.

There may be a bit of a wait to get that first floor room, but that's OK, it takes months to get into decent nursing homes. There is the Senior Bus, the Handicap bus (if you fake a decent limp), a Church bus or van, cabs, and even a regular bus. For a change of lunch take the Airport Bus and eat at one of the fast food cafe's there. The Inn has security, and if someone sees you drop over, they will call an ambulance. And should you break a hip, the American Way is to Sue. What more can you ask for? As a bonus, they all have AARP and other Senior discounts.

So: When I reach the Golden age help me keep my grin.
Just check my old rickety *** into the nearest Holiday Inn!

Very true....but lets go on a continuous Cruse Liner...

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xoxox

absolutely!

YES! absolutely

sure is...

The reason that a person goes into a Nursing Home is because they need care which the wouldnt get at the Hoiday Inn, other than that it sounds like a plan

Yes but they wont have specialist doctors 24x7 to take your care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ya....

The problem is you can't get house keepers at the Holiday Inn to change your IV needle and the people at Motel 6 tend to seal your meds. Otherwise not a bad idea.

Maybe senior citizens should form their own group homes and they could hire one or two of their collective grandchildren as staff.

Personally I plan to keep moving until I drop.

You might take in consideration how much a nurse would cost first. It might b cheaper in the long run for the nursing home. I use to b a housekeeper in a hotel and people live like slobs. No joke lets hope you dont.

ummm yeah of corse.

i'll bear that in mind..hahahahaha

The way you're going, you will never reach that Golden Age.
well done...
Such a clever Ducky

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh

for real... great idea... haha



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