Sir Paul Macca and Heather ..... ?!
Question: It has been reported that Heather Mills opened a bottle of Champagne outside the court and ended up ' Leg Less '
Answers: It has been reported that Heather Mills opened a bottle of Champagne outside the court and ended up ' Leg Less '
i heard that she lost her footing.
Ha Ha , very funny ;-)
Do you seriously think that you are the first to have come out with that pathetic gag?
oh dear lol
how droll....
We heard that champagne.. was also arificial.......it was water......................................
love it :)
how about
Pauls lawyer should sue Heather Mills fro throwing water over her. With all those witnesses Mills doesn't have a leg to stand on :)
i did no such thing, it was a glass of water.
do not think that is funny
ok
I heard that Paul had given her a plane and a lady shaver for the other leg!
gold miner in africa gets trapped under a cave in
rescuers say we'll have to cut his leg off
miner say ho no you carn't do that
who'll want a one leggered gold digger
not even Paul Mcartny wants one now
the old ones are te best
funny funny funny is her middle name Ileane
Heather Mills got two things from Sir Paul, a plane and a razor.
The razor was to shave her leg. The plane was to shave her other leg!
Why didn't Heather Mills get the 125 million she wanted?
She didn't have a leg to stand on in court.