Are ya ready for this one ????? lol it's a doosie !?!


Question: A man is driving along a highway
and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it,
but unfortunately
the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.



The driver,
a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.



Much to his dismay,
the rabbit is dead.



The driver feels so awful
that he begins to cry.



A beautiful blonde woman
driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the
side of the road
and pulls over.



She steps out of her car and asks the man what's wrong.



'I feel terrible,' !
he explains,
'I accidentally hit this rabbit
and killed it.'



The blonde says,
'Don't worry.'



She runs to her car
and pulls out a spray can.



She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
bends down,
and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.



The rabbit jumps up,
waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.



Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves,
and repeats this again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.



The man is astonished.



He runs over to the woman and demands,
'What is in that can?
What did you spray on that rabbit?'



The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.



It says..





(Are you ready for this?)







(Are you sure?)






(This is bad!)






(It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)






(You know you could just click off
and not read the punch line....)



(You know you're gonna be sorry)






(Last chance)







(OK, here it is)







It says,





'Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave.'


Answers: A man is driving along a highway
and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it,
but unfortunately
the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.



The driver,
a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.



Much to his dismay,
the rabbit is dead.



The driver feels so awful
that he begins to cry.



A beautiful blonde woman
driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the
side of the road
and pulls over.



She steps out of her car and asks the man what's wrong.



'I feel terrible,' !
he explains,
'I accidentally hit this rabbit
and killed it.'



The blonde says,
'Don't worry.'



She runs to her car
and pulls out a spray can.



She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
bends down,
and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.



The rabbit jumps up,
waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.



Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves,
and repeats this again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.



The man is astonished.



He runs over to the woman and demands,
'What is in that can?
What did you spray on that rabbit?'



The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.



It says..





(Are you ready for this?)







(Are you sure?)






(This is bad!)






(It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)






(You know you could just click off
and not read the punch line....)



(You know you're gonna be sorry)






(Last chance)







(OK, here it is)







It says,





'Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave.'

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheheheheh...
Oh don't listen to the putz...what's a vols anyway?
I've seen this before but forgot so you totally got me...but what I enjoyed even more than the horrendous pun!!!! Your presentation and delivery was BRILL!!!

Way to go sis!!!!!

.....And why didn't you IM me when you snuck on to post this??????

oh i see..

thats good lol

ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats greattt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i really laughed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10000000000000000000000 points on that one!!!!!!!!!

ROFL..................that was actually funny. My sis liked it, too, and she's a blonde!!! LOL

hahaha LOL .. so funny gud one!! .. it is a doosie .. hahah permanent waves .. hehehe.... her's a star for you!! ... hahaha !!

haha oh thats terrible!

what a pun!

thanks for putting a smile on our faces!

omg
HAAAAAAAAAAHAA
wow
idk y but its hilarious

hahahaha omg help me..hahaha..

thats so stupid its actually funny heres a star thx 4 the joke again

that was good

please no more jokes from you

l laughed out loud. Good job.

rofl, u gotted me

ahahahahahaahsdlfkjasldkfjas;lkfdj bwahhahahhahah so funny omg omg omg peed my pants.. not.

So, so, funny this is a pistol of a joke.. love it..can't wait to tell to my hair dresser.

wow, that sucks! if i can give you a negative points i would.

Lol very funny.

OH! I got a Great Bellicose Laugh from that one ! Thanks !

~OM~

i dont know what to say to this...maybe i should have tried that on my uncle when he passed away last year...



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