Im bored.10 points to the most exciting comment left?!


Question: be creative. jokes?? anything


Answers: be creative. jokes?? anything

Your cool!!!!!


ya i'm suckin up!!! jk jk jk


The last harry potter book is gonna be made into 2 movies....how confusing ,just imagine " Oh no!!! my favaorite charater just died.....I wonder whats gonna happen nex.........Oh crap the movies over!! Now I have to what 6 months just to see the movie!!" unless you read the book!!


Famous Quotes----ya gotta guess who!
-answers at bottom!!!

-" deal or no deal"
-" Is that a gun un your pocket or are ya just happy to see me?"
-DOH!!
- I <3 Puffin
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The Iron Man movie will be coming out soon!!

Ooooooo, Where o where did my little dog go??!?!?!?! oooooooooo where o where could he beeeee?!?!? i once thought that he went up the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek, but I he was eating my socks!

Chim chimmeny chim chimmey chim chim chereeeee a sweep is as lucky as lucky can be!!!!! chim chimmeny chim chimmeny chim chim cheroooo good luck will rub off when i shake hands with youuuuu.


I love cheese. But not communist cheese... cause yeah.....

I have a sock
I have an eye
I have another eye.
I have an i
I have a friend
I have a foot
I have another foot.
I have 10 fingers.
I have 10 toes.





















HIPPOS ARE EVIL!!! (but don't tell the non-evil ones that... cause they'll eat u.... =| )

Definition of F****D
a man has a wife,
a girlfriend
and a truck payment
and they are all a month LATE!!!

point at someone's shirt and say, 'you have an "up dog" on your shirt.' They will say, "what's up dog?'
You will say, 'NOT MUCH DAWG, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU!'

You can also do the samething but say 'Butt for'
Then answer, 'POOPING SILLY!'

once upon a time a dog named spike wondered around the police station, he was the ugliest dog, his face was full of scratches and was loosing hair everywere,a police man saw him and thought he could be a good police dog, he took him inside and saw a note in his collar that said

:his name is spike to make him attack just say his name and the object you want to attack:

he then gave it a try and said,spike the couch, he ripped the couch in pices then he said,spike the chair,the chair was turned into tiny little pices of confeti,he wanted to revange a guy he hated and said, spike steve,and WOOOOSH he killed him instantly,he went inside the cherifs office and told him:look at what i found, its a dog that can attack anything and kill it:the sheriff said:take this stupid ugly *** dog out of my office:he then asked:what is this monsters name?:the police man said spike:the sheriff answer: SPIKE MY BALLS!!! ,the dog jumped on him and WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!!

If you eat 2 family size bags of Doritos at once your next bowel movement will smell like Doritos

If you eat a box of Smacks or Cheerios your next pee will smell like Smacks or Cheerios

If you eat 2 Breakfast Jacks from Jack In The Box and go to someone's house to take a dump they will ask you if you brought Breakfast Jacks over. Then you can say "No, I just took a dump"

How about an interesting way to get drunk?

Go into a Sauna and then instead of pouring water over the rocks, pour some sort of hard liquor like brandy over them and enjoy!

-SLB

Enjoy the Randomness
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I'M SO EXCITED! I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT! I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, AND I THINK I LIKE IT!!! Just kidding. I'm bored too.

There once was a man from Nantucket. Then he died.

there was these three girls a blonde a brunette and a black headed girl
this took place a long time ago about 2 years before they went to the moon
ok the black headed girl said she would be the first girl to go to the moon
the brunette girl said she would be the first one to go to pluto
and the blonde said she would be the first one to go to the sun
and those other two said are you crazy you'll burn up
and the blonde said i know that, i'll go at night

there once was a man from groton whose balls were made out of cotton rotflmao always makes me laugh i love the leprechaun !

squirrels going wwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I collect molds and fungus.

DUNA DUNA DUNA DUNA BATTTT MANNNNNNN!!!!!!


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
No! Kanga roo!


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Zippy.
Zippy Who?
Zippy dee-doo-dah, zippy dee hey!

random facts:
259200 people die every day.

27% of Americans believe we never landed on the moon.

A beaver's teeth never stop growing.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words

Barbie's full first name is Barbara Millicent Roberts

The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle

A quarter has 119 grooves around the edge.

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off!

A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.!

ok i hope this occupies u it did me :)

?.....yea i just learned how to do the heart thing yipeeee

I haven't had this much fun since my grandma's titty got stuck in the ringer of the washing machine.



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