Three women in a sauna?!
Question: 3 WOMEN IN A SAUNA:
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> THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING
> NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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> SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. ONE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
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> A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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> THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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> SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT...I'M GETTING A FAX!
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Answers: 3 WOMEN IN A SAUNA:
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> THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING
> NAKED IN A SAUNA.
>
> SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. ONE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
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> A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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> THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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> SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT...I'M GETTING A FAX!
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ha ha i like this one :]
My Eyes!!!
hahahahahahahhahah sooo stupid and a bit creepy to picture but all around a good joke
Funny! 100!
UGHHH OMG. HOW DO YOU TURN THE CAPS LOCK OFF? I GUESS YOU CAN'T HELP ME.. BUT I'M SURE SOMEONE ELSE CAN...... PRETTY FUNNY JOKE THO, KUDOS....
STUPID CAPS LOCK....
creepy but funny
Now that some funny ****!
>_< >_< >_<
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
that is really funny LOL LOL LOL
seriously
rotflmao that's funny as heck i luv it ty
good!
yer crazy funny what a hoot
Lmao That Was Funny.
But Please, Dont Use All Caps.
I'm with Will............. (Ouch)
Haha -I like that one !