How drunk is your good when you're math? (joke)?!
Question: There's these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness and seriously plastered. One of them is looking rather puzzled, so another turns to him and asks him what's the matter.
1st Irishman: Well, I was just trying to remember what 2 plus 2 is.
2nd Irishman: Oh, that's easy, it's 147.
1st Irishman: No no no, that can't be right. How about you, Fergus, do you know what 2 plus 2 is?
3rd Irishman: Hmmm ... could it be Wednesday, perhaps?
1st Irishman: No no no, that doesn't sound right either. How about you Pat, do you know?
4th Irishman: Simple, the answer is 4.
1st Irishman: Of course! How did you work it out?!
4th Irishman: Aha, that's where brains come in! I subtracted 147 from Wednesday!
Answers: There's these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness and seriously plastered. One of them is looking rather puzzled, so another turns to him and asks him what's the matter.
1st Irishman: Well, I was just trying to remember what 2 plus 2 is.
2nd Irishman: Oh, that's easy, it's 147.
1st Irishman: No no no, that can't be right. How about you, Fergus, do you know what 2 plus 2 is?
3rd Irishman: Hmmm ... could it be Wednesday, perhaps?
1st Irishman: No no no, that doesn't sound right either. How about you Pat, do you know?
4th Irishman: Simple, the answer is 4.
1st Irishman: Of course! How did you work it out?!
4th Irishman: Aha, that's where brains come in! I subtracted 147 from Wednesday!
I want to grow up to be a drunk Irishman!
Happy Saint Patty's Day!
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hahaha (i dont get it but im laughing anywayz) hahahaha thats soooo good (still dont get it) hahaha youre funny (still) haha
thats not a ?
what a clever guy he is!!! how do i know? i subtracted the words in this joke from my answer and that's what's left!
hahahahaha great
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was hysterical! Thank you!!!
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LMAO! Its been a bad day, thanks Bepop.
good 2 have you bak on air
not only as funny as ever, but also seasonal.
you seriously crack me.
keep up the good work
glad to hear it. thought maybe you were flying under the radar to avoid me...(I would if I were you)
ROFl funny
ha ha!
thats funny!
Funny! LoL!
have not heard that one for a while brilliant
I like the joke. It would probably be funnier if it was said instead of written.