Blonde Jokes for some friends?!
Question: I need some jokes for a crazy event I would like blonde but any clean jokes would be fine
Answers: I need some jokes for a crazy event I would like blonde but any clean jokes would be fine
One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one of those annoying, pushy businessmen. He asks her if she would like to play a game. She politely declines, but the man explains the game to her anyway.
He says, "It goes like this: I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong you will give me $5, and vice-versa."
She says no again, and tries to fall asleep.
The man tries harder, saying, "Aw, come on. I'll give you $50 for each question. Or how about $500?"
At that number, the blonde agrees.
The businessman explains again, "If you get my question wrong you give me $5. And when you ask the question, and I get it wrong, I will pay you $500.
"Got it," she replies.
He asks, "Who was the sixth president?" She admits she doesn't know and gives him $5.
Now it's her turn, and she says, "What has purple legs, five arms and only two yellow teeth?"
The businessman doesn't know - he uses his laptop, checks the Internet, e-mails his friends. No one knows the answer. So he gives her $500.00.
Then, as they're landing he asks her, "What was that thing anyway?"
She thinks a few minutes, hands him $5 and walks off the plane.
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A blonde and brunette are thrown off a building. Who gets to the bottom first?
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The Brunette, because the blonde gets lost along the way
PS No offence to blondes
There was a group of 3 girls. One brown, one red head, and one blonde. There car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. They grab the stuff out of the car and starts heading to civilization. The red head takes the water bc they might get thirsty. The brown head brings the food bc they might get hungry. The blonde brings the window and says "We can roll down the window if we get hot."
There are three women on a train, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde. the redhead takes a bite out of an apple sees a worm in it and throws it out the window. The brunette takes out an orange can't peel it and throws it out the window. The blonde takes a bite out of a grenade thinks it's stale and throws it out the window.
They get off the train and the redhead sees a little girl crying, "What's wrong?" asks the redhead "An apple came down from that train and killed my kitty!"
The brunette then sees a little boy crying "What's wrong?" asks the brunette, "An orange came down from the train and killed my puppy!"
The blonde comes across another little girl and she is laughing. The blonde asks, "What's so funny?" The little girl replies, "I farted and the building behind me blew up!!!"
Looking down at the sick man, the doctor decided to tell him the truth. "I feel that I should tell you, you are a very sick man. I'm sure you would want to know the facts. I don't think you have much time left. Now, is there anyone you would like to see?"
Bending down toward his patient, the doctor heard him feebly answer "Yes."
"Who is it?"
In a slightly stronger tone, the sufferer said "Another doctor."
1. There were three girls 1 blonde 1 brunnette and 1 red!! they were stranded on an island and said the only way 2 get back waz 2 swim 100 miles 2 the othr side! the brown swims 50 miles gets tired and drowns the red does the same then the blonde swims 50 miles and decides she's tired and swims bak!2. there's a mirroi in this bar and it sucks u in if u tell a lie.. so a brown walks in and she looks at the mirror and says i think im the prettiest girl and the world and the mirror sucks her in the same thing happens 2 the red! the blonde walks in and says i think and the mirror sucked her in!!