Little Johnny learns construction?!


Question: Little Johnny's mom was cleaning house and Johnny was bugging her real bad.She told him to go bug those guys building the house across the street.He came back later and she asked him if he learned anything.He said "Yea mom,the GD door wont fit.Shave a pubic hair off this side and a pubic hair off that side and the MF still wont fit".She said wait till your dad gets home!!!At the dinner table Johnny's mom told him to tell his dad what he had learned.He said "Well Dad,the GD door wont fit.You shave a pubic hair off this side and a pubic hair off that side and the MF still wont fit".Johnnys dad said "Mr. you go out there and get me a switch right now!".Johnny said "FU that's the electricians job!!!".
How many have heard that one?I have hundreds!!!


Answers: Little Johnny's mom was cleaning house and Johnny was bugging her real bad.She told him to go bug those guys building the house across the street.He came back later and she asked him if he learned anything.He said "Yea mom,the GD door wont fit.Shave a pubic hair off this side and a pubic hair off that side and the MF still wont fit".She said wait till your dad gets home!!!At the dinner table Johnny's mom told him to tell his dad what he had learned.He said "Well Dad,the GD door wont fit.You shave a pubic hair off this side and a pubic hair off that side and the MF still wont fit".Johnnys dad said "Mr. you go out there and get me a switch right now!".Johnny said "FU that's the electricians job!!!".
How many have heard that one?I have hundreds!!!

Never your so crazy tonight thanks for being like that

once
JUST NOW!!!LOL

lol..xx..?

i dont get it

ummm i dun geddit =/

that was great- really funny

first time I heard this one very very funny tho



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