Funny blonde joke yes or no?!
Question: WINTER BLONDE
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps
out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says 'Hi, my name is Heather
and you are losing some of your load.'
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up
again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the
blonde says brightly, 'Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some
of your load!'
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down
the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on
the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says
'Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!'
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next
light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs
back to the blonde.
He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...
'Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in OHIO and I'm driving the
SALT TRUCK!'
Answers: WINTER BLONDE
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps
out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says 'Hi, my name is Heather
and you are losing some of your load.'
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up
again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the
blonde says brightly, 'Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some
of your load!'
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down
the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on
the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says
'Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!'
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next
light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs
back to the blonde.
He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...
'Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in OHIO and I'm driving the
SALT TRUCK!'
he he I'm Kevin from Ohio, but I don't drive a salt truck.
Ha
I love blonde jokes.
I had a good one for you but I can't find it, it should be in my text messages somewere. I will post it for you later
haha thats funny
lol
that waz really great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! did u make that up????!!!!!!!!1kooll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
i love it!
my dad tells this joke all the time. but he uses my sister's name, rather than saying "a blonde". and changes it to michigan of course. i think it adds to it., with her being not all that intelligent and stuff.
...although SHE doesn't find it very funny. hah. :)
OMG...hilarious! My my, do you have knack for making people laugh!