There I was walking along the pavement minding my own business when all of a sud!
Question: came across some white dog sh*t ?
Answers: came across some white dog sh*t ?
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A large purplr cat with orange and green spots and big yellow fangs came up and said hi, then...
A paino fell on your head....?
A prostitute leaning against a wall asked you if you wanted a bunk-up, and you said why what's on the other side?
You realised you were a dog....?
I give in....
A car came skidding towards you, with lighting reflexes you lunged your body backwards just in time to avoid the speeding car.!!!
I relized I was only wearing my wife's underwear and it was freezing out. Oh no, today is the family reunion.
...i tripped over a brick and fell into a pool of mango juice ^_^
the water was so yellow, then i rialized it wasnt mango juice, i got out and my wifes under wer were gone.....
..I saw a 4 leaf clover under a ladder, bent to get it hit my head on the ladder, staggered into the street, the bus missed me, but got hit by the ambulance behind it..
(ps ..like grapes?)
well what happed then tell me
I saw Gary Lineker, Colin Jackson, Michael Johnson, all having a pee against a wall. I stopped and told them what they were doing was against the law, and they said 'No it is'nt it's against the wall and it's called SPORTS RELIEF!