Is this Catholic joke funny?!


Question: A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits

down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his

attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds

three times on the wall.

The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side

either!"

Happy Saint Patrick's Day!


Answers: A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits

down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his

attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds

three times on the wall.

The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side

either!"

Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

That's good,

Have a star!

And a Happy St. Patrick's Day to you, too!

hehehe love it!!

One of the funniest I have read in a while.

I laughed.

How is that a Catholic joke, still funny though. Good job, STARRED!

yes funny

No no no, wow Ya this is good.

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I
gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a
quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know,
but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and
went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so,
and he handed me back the quarter and said, "We're sorry but they
could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me
back $1 and 75 cents in change. Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.
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I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the
local township administrative office to request the removal of the
DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being
hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to
be crossing anymore."
From Kingman, KS .
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My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked
the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was
sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce.
From Kansas City
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I was at the airport checking in at the gate when an airport employee
asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your
knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how
would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
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The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She
asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals
blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on
earth are blind people doing driving?!"
She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS .
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At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker leaving the
company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This
is fun. We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We
all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.
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I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself
and, for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system
would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office no
less.
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When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up
our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the
service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock
the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I
instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was
unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!" His reply,
"I know. I already got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in
Canton, Mississippi

STAY ALERT!
They walk among us...and the scary part is that they VOTE and
REPRODUCE and our enemies know it!

Yeah, that is funny,
When I was bout 10, I had to go to confession, the priest sits in the middle booth, on the other side, this lad left him a present.. It stunk the church out...
All I remember is the Priest chasing him outta the church, first time I heard a Priest swear..LOL

yes

Good one!!!

Smiled at the joke but ′mobile auto repair (mr fix it) had me laughing in the aisle. Come on stop being mean and sacrifice 5 points to post it.

Funny! 100!

lol pretty funny!



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