ARE THESE JOKES TOPICAL TODAY these are for the kids hope they laugh?!
Question: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
a sham rock
Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day?
Because they're always wearing green
When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
When it's a FRENCH fry!
What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
Some poor horse is going barefoot!
Why is a river rich?
Because it has two banks
What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
A Jolly Green Giant
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish Who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
What is Barney's favorite thing on St. Patricks day?
A BLARNEY stone!
What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?
A sham rock
What do you call a diseased Irish criminal?
A leper con
What do you say to a leprechaun?
How's the weather down there?!
What is a nuahcerpel?
Leprechaun spelled backwards. :)
Answers: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
a sham rock
Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day?
Because they're always wearing green
When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
When it's a FRENCH fry!
What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
Some poor horse is going barefoot!
Why is a river rich?
Because it has two banks
What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
A Jolly Green Giant
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish Who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
What is Barney's favorite thing on St. Patricks day?
A BLARNEY stone!
What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?
A sham rock
What do you call a diseased Irish criminal?
A leper con
What do you say to a leprechaun?
How's the weather down there?!
What is a nuahcerpel?
Leprechaun spelled backwards. :)
Funnie Jokes Mr. Chris. Loved them!
LOL LOL LOL LOL
Thanks & I'm glad you like your new name!
? Emma
Nice one mate. Thanks. Didn't get the pillow case one though.
Haha! Cool jokes!
Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day?
Because they're always wearing green
When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
When it's a FRENCH fry!
What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
Some poor horse is going barefoot!
lol rofl
i like a nice basic joke sometimes - makes me laugh - which i suppose is the whole point anyway
Very funny
nice, clean, harmless, fun jokes!
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good ones Chris.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
good one lol
good for kids....nice jokes..for the adults also ....lol
I'll share some of those with my cousin. Thanks here's a star for you.
hahaha....nice babe!!