In light of St. Patrick's Day.....here are some Irish jokes?!
Question: Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!'
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.'
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An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut . The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, 'Sir, have you been drinking?'
'Just water,' says the priest.
The trooper says, 'Then why do I smell wine?'
The priest looks at the bottle and says, 'Good Lord! He's done it again!'
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Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Mary.
Answers: Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!'
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.'
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An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut . The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, 'Sir, have you been drinking?'
'Just water,' says the priest.
The trooper says, 'Then why do I smell wine?'
The priest looks at the bottle and says, 'Good Lord! He's done it again!'
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Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Mary.
Lol! LMAO!
Yeah u r rockin' hard!
Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!!!!
Have a Star!
:D
LMAO very funny
LOL ahha thnx
the first was hilarious
the second I didnt understand
and the third wasn't that funny
=)
haha that makes me feel better
An Irish star for ye, lass, an' the top o' th' morning to ye!
I liked all three..had a good laugh. So, I too, will use those 'in the light of St. Patrick's Day' ...now you need to tell us some that we can use for St. Pat's when it gets dark.
lovely!i like Flynn jokes very much!
YEAAAOOOOOOOOW!!! FUNNY *FEELING TIPSY*
Two men were sitting at a crowded Irish Pub. One of the men couldn't help over hearing two Irish men at a table nearby, saying...
"I hear ya talkin with a heavy accent, are ya from the Old Country?"
The other responds, "Aye, yes I am, me lad, and you?"
"Why yes, from County Mayo," the first replies.
The second gentleman responded with amazement, "I'm from County Mayo meself as well! Ya familiar with the town of Kilbaggen?"
The first responded in astonishment, "Aye, Me! I grew up there! Right on McFinnerty St."
"McFinnerty St. you say?...
The eavesdropping man sitting at the bar nudged the other, and asked, "Do you believe these two guys?!? WHAT A SMALL WORLD!!!!"
The other guy replied, "Nah, that's just the McSorely twins...They're hammered again."
lol those are funny
very funny. thnks
haha very cutee..
paddy burnt his ear somebody phoned him while he was ironing.
hahaha lol =D