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Question: A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart *** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

Answers: A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart *** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
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    • hahahahaha
    o my goodness thast funny
    brilliant !!
    lol good one
    Good!
    this is hilarious
    iv got one. a forensic doctor is teaching a class.by using a dead body. He tells the class that the first rule they must follow is to do exactly as he does, then he sticks his finger in the anus of the corpse pulls it out and sticks a finger into his mouth. The class look at him with awe, then slowly, reluctantly the class stick their finger into the bum and put it into their mouth. Then the doctor stands up with a wry smile on his mouth and says "the second thing you must do is watch carefully, i put my index finger in the anus and my middle finger in my mouth."
    nice one :) LOL
    lmao
    Good one but heard it on here a month ago.
    nice one
    rotflmao my type of humor ahaahahaaahaaa i luv it!
    lol
    funny. you get a star.
    Inappropriate jokes. You're a stupid girl. This isn't an adult bar.

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