A prayer joke?!
Question: Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray my penis I will keep
And if I wake and it is gone
I hope I'll find it on the lawn
I hope the dog that's running free
Don't see that little part of me
And many cautions I must take
To keep that part I love to shake
Much attention must I pay
To see the knives are put away
The mower, chainsaw, and hatchet, too
There's just no telling what she'll do
So I cross my fingers, close my eyes,
And cross my legs to avoid surprise!!!
Answers: Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray my penis I will keep
And if I wake and it is gone
I hope I'll find it on the lawn
I hope the dog that's running free
Don't see that little part of me
And many cautions I must take
To keep that part I love to shake
Much attention must I pay
To see the knives are put away
The mower, chainsaw, and hatchet, too
There's just no telling what she'll do
So I cross my fingers, close my eyes,
And cross my legs to avoid surprise!!!
hehehe. this made me giggle. i hope you really don't lose it. I'll give a star. your welcome.
Not even close to being funny.
Well, if you don't cheat maybe you won't wake up to find it gone some morning. That was kind of funny though.
i had to sent this to friends..thanks
naughty naughty. hehehe