Panda in bar?!


Question: A panda walked into a bar and ordered a beer, burger, and fries. He quickly ate his lunch, pulled out a gun and shot the bartender, then headed for the door. A man sitting at the bar yelled, 'Hey! Why did you do that?' The panda turned to him and said "I'm a panda. Look it up". The man quickly retrieved a dictionary from his car and looked up 'panda'. It said "panda (n), eats shoots and leaves".


Answers: A panda walked into a bar and ordered a beer, burger, and fries. He quickly ate his lunch, pulled out a gun and shot the bartender, then headed for the door. A man sitting at the bar yelled, 'Hey! Why did you do that?' The panda turned to him and said "I'm a panda. Look it up". The man quickly retrieved a dictionary from his car and looked up 'panda'. It said "panda (n), eats shoots and leaves".

LMAO!!!!!!

Thanks the laugh my friend - I really needed that today!!!!

You put a smile on my face!!!!

WOW that was halarious

lol

That was silly

Heard it before. Way tooo many times. It's even been posted here. Wayyyyyy to many times.

wow that was funnyer then i thought it would be lol silly panda

I HATE THIS JOKE!!!
srry, but its not funny to me

lol.omg!!

Woah, I'm glad I'm not a panda!

hahaha that is funny

I've got one for u. a red bull walks in to a bar. sits down at the bar and attracts the attention of the bartender. he asks for a pint and minutes later the bartender comes up to him and says. "Hey wait a minute don't we have a drink named after you" and the bull replied. "what Kevin"

thank you very much im here all week,

Funny

LOL

thats dum i have heard this joke many times befor

That is excellent another to pass on :)

rotflmao i love it

LOL, that a good one. Ba doom boom.

funny. star for u.

Another good one! Bamboo shootz! I get it!



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