40 Gypsies arrive at the pearly Gates of Heaven Demanding to come in...?!?!
Question: St Peter is astonished and runs off to speak with god.
'40 Gypsies are at the gates demanding to be let in!' he exclaims.
'40! but we only have room for half of them! You will have to tell them to decide who's coming in and who's not! is Gods reply
St Peter leaves the room only to return a few moments later shouting
'They're gone, they're gone!'
'What all of them?' says God
'NO, THE F***ING GATES!'
Answers: St Peter is astonished and runs off to speak with god.
'40 Gypsies are at the gates demanding to be let in!' he exclaims.
'40! but we only have room for half of them! You will have to tell them to decide who's coming in and who's not! is Gods reply
St Peter leaves the room only to return a few moments later shouting
'They're gone, they're gone!'
'What all of them?' says God
'NO, THE F***ING GATES!'
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny one there so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!
I bet no one reports this for being racist!
What key can open any Door?
A PIKEY
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe...
Very funny. Have a star and keep em coming. x
Pykies! You can't turn your back for five minutes without them 'nicking' a caravan or a 4x4! Seems like God is human after all!
lmao nice one!!!
Not at all funny.
Very good.
Yes Elle J.C
Thanks for sharing that with us.
It is funny.
not funny
Absobloominlutely brilliant. Lol.
Stupid woman, this is blasphemy. Didn't your father teach you anything about religion?