Dirty joke(adults only)..ahahahha very funny??what you say?do you like it?!
Question: 18+ only..
A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:
1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
2) WON'T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.
Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"
"Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."
"Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"
To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?
Answers: 18+ only..
A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:
1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
2) WON'T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.
Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"
"Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."
"Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"
To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?
Well done with the joke, LOL, Have a star on me.
That was pretty funny. Nice!
LOL good one.
Funny You got my star
Ha Ha, that is a pretty good one..Here is a star, my newly found contact.
Excellent, ha ha ha, that so funny,
a star 4u
love it great job i just love all ur jokes they are so awsome. keep it up
lol that **** was ******* hilarious!!!
Ha ha.
* Hahahaha funny star for you *
not bad and its not that rude eather!, but ill still give you a star! here!
i wonder what else he can do. lmmfao!!
Heh, sure he use ***** to ring the bell.
Lol!!! Thanx 4 making my Sunday....
hahahaha-eewwww it was on her doorbell!
rotflmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i love it!!!!!!!!
Good and creepy at the same time
Lol. That was funny!
that is funny thanks
hmm how did he hmm with his nose maybe???