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luckily his older sister(well half sister tee hee) Emma was there and said
"JOHNNY TIMOTHY FAGGSTA!!" he turned his said "what"
''GO BACK AND WASH YOUR HANDS NOW EWWWIE!!"
he said "WELL I DON'T NEED TO WASH THEm!!!
She asked why
Johnny said '" because you don't touch anything if you don't wipe you butt''
drip drip
star is funny
Answers: Little Johnny came out the bathroom and he did not wash his hands.
luckily his older sister(well half sister tee hee) Emma was there and said
"JOHNNY TIMOTHY FAGGSTA!!" he turned his said "what"
''GO BACK AND WASH YOUR HANDS NOW EWWWIE!!"
he said "WELL I DON'T NEED TO WASH THEm!!!
She asked why
Johnny said '" because you don't touch anything if you don't wipe you butt''
drip drip
star is funny
An Illinois man left the snowy streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: "Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Your Loving Husband. P.S. Sure is hot down here."
-- Melvin Jobe
kinda confusing. but i get it :D
lmao that was gross but hilarious
Funny. Can I have 10 points for best answer?
LITTLE JOHNNY IS AT IT AGAIN!
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating'."
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate'."
Little Johnny was frantically raising his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before, but finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her breast are so big she can only fasten eight."
The teacher sat down and cried.
an unwashed star for you my freind!