Cute Kids Joke!?!
Question: Kids are sooooo smart :):):)
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.
A few moments passed... "An ambulance just droveby."
A few moments later, "Looks like the Anderson's have company", he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike....."
A few moments later,"Looks like the Sanders are moving."
"Jason is on his skate board...."
A few more moments,
"The Coopers are having sex!!"
Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!!
Dad cautiously asked, "How do you know they are having sex?"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too."
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Answers: Kids are sooooo smart :):):)
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.
A few moments passed... "An ambulance just droveby."
A few moments later, "Looks like the Anderson's have company", he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike....."
A few moments later,"Looks like the Sanders are moving."
"Jason is on his skate board...."
A few more moments,
"The Coopers are having sex!!"
Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!!
Dad cautiously asked, "How do you know they are having sex?"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too."
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thats HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lololololololololol!!! I cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!! that totally deserves a star!!!! here ya go!!!!
lol that was great
Shadwo
lol thats half my childhood right there
That's a good one i'll remember it
aww it sooo cute LOL
LMAO!!!! that was cute and funny i actually picture my little cousin saying that lol
i dont get it.....i will probably wake up in a couple of hours with the answer though.
It's an oldie but I still laught.
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The Garden Of Eden
March 15th, 2008
AskMen.com Rates This Joke: 7/10
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The scene was the Garden of Eden. God called Adam to him and said, "Now I will teach you how to kiss."
"Lord, what is a kiss?"
"I will show you," said God, and taught Adam everything he needed to know about kissing. Whereupon Adam went to Eve and kissed her for a while.
God called Adam back and said, "Now I will teach you how to make love." "Lord, what is love?" "I will show you," said God, and he taught Adam everything about making love.
Adam went to Eve, but came back almost immediately. "Lord," he asked, "what is a headache?"
lmao, thats funny
lol very funny