Endangered meal? funny or not?!


Question: The game warden in a small town in Oregon had arrested a man for killing and eating an Egret.
The man went before the judge to pledge his case. After pleading guilty,but with an explanation, the judge asked him why he did it.
"I was just trying to feed my hungry family," he told the judge, 'and I've never done anything like that before."
The judge being a family man himself, had a soft heart and let the man go free.,since he was only trying to feed his starving family and it was his first and only offense.
"Before you go, though,I want to ask you a question," the judge quipped, "What does Egret taste like?"
"Well your honor," the man told him "It's not as tender as Spotted Owl, but it's much better than a bloody Bald Eagles!"


Answers: The game warden in a small town in Oregon had arrested a man for killing and eating an Egret.
The man went before the judge to pledge his case. After pleading guilty,but with an explanation, the judge asked him why he did it.
"I was just trying to feed my hungry family," he told the judge, 'and I've never done anything like that before."
The judge being a family man himself, had a soft heart and let the man go free.,since he was only trying to feed his starving family and it was his first and only offense.
"Before you go, though,I want to ask you a question," the judge quipped, "What does Egret taste like?"
"Well your honor," the man told him "It's not as tender as Spotted Owl, but it's much better than a bloody Bald Eagles!"

LOCK HIM UP!!!!!

hahahahaha...ur on a roll today. thanx for the laugh before i head off to work. so, do you eat Egret?

Oh gross! mean mean man!

No.

lol hahahahah oooooooooooowaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

nice

He must be Scandavian(blond)!
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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one
egg?

'cos man is a weeker sex!.

Oh no!

Talk about putting your foot in your mouth.



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