God is missing - funny or not?!
Question: A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?".
They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"
Answers: A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?".
They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"
your on a roll lady keep it up
hahahahah thats gas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! star 4 u
Funny! 100!
You mean to tell me you wrote all of that and it wasn't even funny: lol to myself
You shouldn't make a joke with God in but that's my opinion
LOL, I peed myself a little!!!
;) So funny!
haha thats funny again your realllllllly funny im giving you another star .x
another cracker
star award
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Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was outrageously funny! LMAO! Star for you Sweetie!!!
dang i was typing that one up yes it is funny
here is some blonde jokes
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
At 2 in the morning.
The very blonde wife picked up the
Phone, listened a moment and said "How should I
Know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife answered,
"I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."
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A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on
Her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to
His apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the
Door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her
Purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,
She is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and
Puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
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A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of
State capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask
Me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK,
what's the capital of Wisconsin ?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
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What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told
Her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"
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Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA
Freshman, sat in her US history class. The
Professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs.
Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then
Finally said, "That was the decision George
Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware "
tooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny get a star
Fab joke thanks. Very funny. lol
hahaha, would love to see the missing persons report, pmsl
That is funny. A star for u.