Whats the funnyest joke you can think of..?!


Question: i need to laghf lol can you tell me the most funniest joke ever and if its funny very funny i bet there all funny but i need one so funny and if you tell me one so very fun i will pick it as the best answer k pls help me laghf


Answers: i need to laghf lol can you tell me the most funniest joke ever and if its funny very funny i bet there all funny but i need one so funny and if you tell me one so very fun i will pick it as the best answer k pls help me laghf

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

bcuz the grass tickles their nuts.

A man wakes up at 3:00 am to hear someone at the door.
He opens the door and a man, noticeably drunk, says " can you give me a push"?
The guy gets annoyed and tells him no.
Back in bed, he tells his wife about the man.
She reminds him about the time they were stuck, with the kids in the car, and someone helped them.
Now he feel bad. He goes out on the porch but he doesn't see the man.
So he calls out "hey mister, do you still need a push?"
The man answers "yes"
"Where are you"? the guy asks.
The man answers "Over here on the swing"

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One - but the lightbulb has to WANT to change!

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