Ok...i know it's bad but......?!
Question: string walks into a bar and orders a beer. bartender says 'sorry sir we don't serve strings here". so the string leaves. in an attempt to desguise himself enough to get a beer, he combs out one end of himself to make it look like he has long hair and then ties a knott in his middle section to make himself fat. he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. the bartender says, "i don't know....are you a string
"? the string says,"no i'm a freyed knott".
Answers: string walks into a bar and orders a beer. bartender says 'sorry sir we don't serve strings here". so the string leaves. in an attempt to desguise himself enough to get a beer, he combs out one end of himself to make it look like he has long hair and then ties a knott in his middle section to make himself fat. he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. the bartender says, "i don't know....are you a string
"? the string says,"no i'm a freyed knott".
ROFLOLMAO.
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahah that literally made me lol
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Took me awhile but I got! LOL
I am afraid this is not so funny! But i giggled!!!
I heard this on the Prairie Home Companion joke show a couple of years ago. It still makes me laugh.
haha that's pretty good actually :D
Stupid
HA. Classic.
Funny! 100!