~lol golfing~?!


Question: A wife comes home from playing golf with her friends. “How was your day?” her husband asks.
“It was just awful,” she replies. “I got stung by a bee.”
“Oh, that must’ve hurt. Where’d you get stung?” the husband asks.
“Between the first and second holes,” she tells him.
“Hmm,” he says. “Sounds like your stance is too wide.”


Answers: A wife comes home from playing golf with her friends. “How was your day?” her husband asks.
“It was just awful,” she replies. “I got stung by a bee.”
“Oh, that must’ve hurt. Where’d you get stung?” the husband asks.
“Between the first and second holes,” she tells him.
“Hmm,” he says. “Sounds like your stance is too wide.”

i get golf, but i dont get the joke. can u explain?

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.
After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, “It looks like you blew a seal.”
“No, no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.“

I don't do golf, so I don't get it.

well atleast the bee meant to do it, my boyfriend stupidly unknowingly does it everynight and it stings lol

HAHA!

i get it...not bad



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