Awake at 3am?!
Question: haha this is badddd,,,im awake at 3am which means i wont wake up til 2morrow afternooon
anyways, anyone care to amuse me?
Answers: haha this is badddd,,,im awake at 3am which means i wont wake up til 2morrow afternooon
anyways, anyone care to amuse me?
Ok i know its kinda long, but:
Theres a kid named Vincent, in 4th grade. The teacher says, "Vincent, if there were 9 birds on a fence and you shot one, how many would be left?" Vincent chuckles like an evil mastermind and says, "Well, none, because the sound of the shot would scare the rest away." His teacher says, "Well actually, the answer is 8, but I like your thinking." Vincent grins and says, "Now I have a riddle for YOU. 3 ladies on a park bench, each eating an ice cream cone. The first one is sloooooowly licking it. The second one is gobbling down the top and sucking out the bottom. And the third one realizes she's lactose-intolerant and also realizes she just wasted 10 bucks on an overpriced ice cream. Which one is married?" And the teacher blushes and says, "Well, I guess it's the one who's gobbling down the top and sucking out the bottom...". So Vincent grins like a crazy maniac and says, "Well the correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."
u poor dear its just 11pm here
its only 5:02pm for me! cuz im in HAWAII baby yeah!
Oh yes, but sadly I have to be up early for the kids.
Now why did I start doing this course?
Off to bed now.
Night!
Be up at 9 through choice, excersise more!
that sucks, but it's 11 in miami.
:)
uhh, okkay, this is a good one, the guy who invented the toilet was named Thomas Crapper.
its 11 out here lol
watch some tv
wanna hear a joke?
okay, this is the last joke i heard today..
A guy and a woman were sleeping soundly in the bed when suddenly there was a loud thud from the living room. Both woke up panicking, the woman exclaimed, "That's my husband!" and pushed the man, naked and barely awake, outside the window.
The man landed on the bushes and took a second before he shouted, "Hey! I AM your husband!"
i`m still still waiting to come down off these drugs?
t.v`s getting well crap this time in the morning?
you sleep 11 hours? OMG,thats so lazy.has mummy left you home alone?
i laid in bed for half the night
my eyes still open, my mind still bright
my wife looks peaceful snugled up
makeing noises like a gray seal pup
so here i am back in my chair
lets see who else is awake out there
i went to bed at 10.30 cos i felt sleepy, 5 hours later...................
Sorry but I can`t be bothered,,,