A few birthday jokes - funny or not?!
Question: Miss Jones agreed to be interviewed by Fred for the school magazine.
"How old are you, ma'am?" asked Fred.
"I'm not going to tell you that," she replied.
"But Mr Hill the technical teacher and Mr Hill the geography teacher told me how old they were."
"Oh well," said Miss Jones. "I'm the same age as both of them."
The poor teacher was not happy when she saw what Fred wrote:
Miss Jones, our English teacher, confided in me that she was as old as the Hills.
"Now remember, boys and girls," said the science teacher, "you can tell a tree's age by counting the rings in a cross section. One ring for each year."
Fred went home for tea and found a chocolate roll on the table.
"I'm not eating that, Mum!" she said. "It's five years old."
How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
From which direction?
An eminent old man was being interviewed, and was asked if it was correct that he had just celebrated his ninety-ninth birthday.
`That's right,' said the old man. `Ninety-nine years old, and I haven't an enemy in the world. They're all dead.'
`Well, sir,' said the interviewer, `I hope very much to have the honour of interviewing you on your hundredth birthday.'
The old man looked at the young man closely, and said, `I can't see why you shouldn't. You look fit and healthy to me!'
Answers: Miss Jones agreed to be interviewed by Fred for the school magazine.
"How old are you, ma'am?" asked Fred.
"I'm not going to tell you that," she replied.
"But Mr Hill the technical teacher and Mr Hill the geography teacher told me how old they were."
"Oh well," said Miss Jones. "I'm the same age as both of them."
The poor teacher was not happy when she saw what Fred wrote:
Miss Jones, our English teacher, confided in me that she was as old as the Hills.
"Now remember, boys and girls," said the science teacher, "you can tell a tree's age by counting the rings in a cross section. One ring for each year."
Fred went home for tea and found a chocolate roll on the table.
"I'm not eating that, Mum!" she said. "It's five years old."
How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
From which direction?
An eminent old man was being interviewed, and was asked if it was correct that he had just celebrated his ninety-ninth birthday.
`That's right,' said the old man. `Ninety-nine years old, and I haven't an enemy in the world. They're all dead.'
`Well, sir,' said the interviewer, `I hope very much to have the honour of interviewing you on your hundredth birthday.'
The old man looked at the young man closely, and said, `I can't see why you shouldn't. You look fit and healthy to me!'
hehehe, you are on a roll girl, pmsl
last one is very funny, have a star :)
lol that was hilarious
Hahaa like the last one especially..
.... funny~!
xcellent
starred
Great joke
~`Cute"
oh starred!!!! brilliant. loved the hills one!
wow brilliant. lol