The Drunk and the Priest - funny or not?!


Question: A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, ''I'm Jesus Christ.''

The first priest says, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.''

So the drunk says it to the second priest.

The second priest replies, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.''

The drunk says, ''Look, I can prove it.'' and walks back into the bar with the priests.

The bartender takes on look at the drunk and exclaims, ''Jesus Christ, you're here again?''


Answers: A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, ''I'm Jesus Christ.''

The first priest says, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.''

So the drunk says it to the second priest.

The second priest replies, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.''

The drunk says, ''Look, I can prove it.'' and walks back into the bar with the priests.

The bartender takes on look at the drunk and exclaims, ''Jesus Christ, you're here again?''

something wrong here im first to answer. where is everyone....

hehehe, absolutly brilliant, excellent

hahahahaha funny, Hi gang. lol.

hahahahahaha

do u mind? i'm trying to drink a cup of tea here and for some reason it keeps spraying all over the table.!!! hahahahalol

That is brilliant. Thanks for another great joke. lol

Hilarious. lol



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