Marriage joke - funny or not?!
Question: A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
'What's up?' he says.
'I'm having a heart attack,' cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialling. his four-year-old son comes up and says,
`Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your wardrobe and he's got no clothes on!'
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor.
'You jerk,' yells the husband, 'my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!'
Answers: A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
'What's up?' he says.
'I'm having a heart attack,' cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialling. his four-year-old son comes up and says,
`Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your wardrobe and he's got no clothes on!'
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor.
'You jerk,' yells the husband, 'my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!'
ha ha ha what was going on there
ha ha! ive heard it before but its still funny.
star for you!
no
i knew where this was going
Star.
I don't really get it...
a little
i think it is pretty f'n funny!
Kinda funny if you get the joke. I did by the way
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... THat is so funny! Did you think of that?
haha yea that was funny. ive never heard that one before =)
its funny, but the husband is [[ no offence ]] stupid b/c oviously the wife is cheating on him with his brother. is that even legal? u no how cousins cant marry cousins...
nice one but there are many versions of it
Funny...but I saw where it was going.
not funny
Yeah.. thats funny!
it would be funner if you said he went up stairs and finds his dad in the closet.and the boy said gramapa is up stairs under the bed.
This is hilarious! I love it!!!
pretty funny
funny!
thats hilarious!
ha ha ha a classic
hehehe, that's family for you, lol
hahahahaha