Fancy a joke?!
Question: A man is walking to work and is late when a woman he hardly knows stops and asks him "hey,aren't you the father of one of my kids?" Totally shocked and thinking back to his last affair,he replies to her and asks "are you the one where i got you on the back of the car,ripped your clothes off and used fruit? Did we not rub oil over our bodies and writhe naked in the neighbours back garden then make love in the swimming pool when my wife was at her mothers?" The woman replies back "no,i'm your daughters English teacher!"
Answers: A man is walking to work and is late when a woman he hardly knows stops and asks him "hey,aren't you the father of one of my kids?" Totally shocked and thinking back to his last affair,he replies to her and asks "are you the one where i got you on the back of the car,ripped your clothes off and used fruit? Did we not rub oil over our bodies and writhe naked in the neighbours back garden then make love in the swimming pool when my wife was at her mothers?" The woman replies back "no,i'm your daughters English teacher!"
Funny! 100!
lmao cute!!
lol! That would be really embarrassing!
lol! I can tell he's a blonde! lol. Great joke! I'll give you a star!
lol now that's funny
Cough, cough. Embaressing. Cough, cough.
TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha ha ha ha ha and ha
here's a star
omg how funny??? hahahahhah i love it... never heard this one and if you dont mind i want to share it with some friends. thanks for the laugh.. star for you
lol that happened in real life once but we set it up to trick the teacher lmaoo