The Perfect Man, The Perfect Woman?!
Question: There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.
Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two died and one lived.
Who died and who lived?
The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.
Answers: There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.
Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two died and one lived.
Who died and who lived?
The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.
well, yeah..but if the man and elf aren't real, thn the woman must have caused the accident; that means she ain't that perfect either...but i like the idea of a perfect woman ;)..
Hate to break it to ya, but the perfect woman isn't real either.
funny
Neither are WOMEN.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
thank you for this story.
That's a little tough on men!
there is no such thing as the perfect woman and perfect man no body is perfect
No one is this world is perfect
haha that was good
everyone gets so serious about a joke. they read way to far into it. i liked this one hahahaha. star for you
LOL. Oh yeah, one more thing. There's no such thing as "perfect children", nor "perfect wedding". And yes, not even "perfect honeymoon"