Have you ever used any of these one liners?!


Question: Tell me something, girl. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

Your name must be cheerios...cuz you seem healthy for my heart.

Girl are you tired, cuz youve been running through my mind all day

Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

Hey baby, You must be from Tennesee........cause your the only Ten-I-See

Exuse me miss, are you a Hostess? Because you've got some sweet cakes!!

You Dropped something , "My jaw"


Answers: Tell me something, girl. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

Your name must be cheerios...cuz you seem healthy for my heart.

Girl are you tired, cuz youve been running through my mind all day

Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

Hey baby, You must be from Tennesee........cause your the only Ten-I-See

Exuse me miss, are you a Hostess? Because you've got some sweet cakes!!

You Dropped something , "My jaw"

ha ha ha not me lol

Here is my one liner.

Are you from heaven?

Cause I have an erection!

Ha I love those :)
I know I'm a girl, but I heard a really funny one:
"The word of the day is legs. Now, lets go spread the word."

I have not used them But I have heard many of them. I HATE IT WHEN GUYS USE THEM. I then know they are not my kind of guy.

None of them!

I personally like to touch my tongue with my fingertip, touch the girl on the sleeve then say "Let's get you home and out of those wet things"... WIth a smile of course...

No, but I was wearing a softball shirt one time, and a guy read the back of it and said, "Seven, five, huh? What's the rest of your number?" It was really corny, but kind of cute.

lol yes i have only thre work
Girl are you tired, cuz youve been running through my mind all day

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

Tell me something, girl. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

only tthese work

I never use one-liners. I'm just that charming.





That was a lie.

yes they work

I havent but guys have on me! it is pathetic!

LOL love the last one
i kno the tennese and runnin thru ur mind
i like the teddy bear too<3

lol i bet ppl do i heard them on tv
lol.

OMG they have been used on me

I was new at this school and this guy sat next to me and he is like " Hey are you from Tennessee?" and I was like " No New Jersey. Why do you ask?" and he said " Cause you're the only ten I see" I was so dumbfounded I started laughing.

I will never forget that LOL

haha no I haven't myself but I have had them used on me lol!

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

I text this to my boyfriend before as a joke... he thinks things like this are cute... he loves that song on that advert i think its KT tunstel... ''If you were a sail boat id sail you to the shore...'' so on!

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lol. i know one came from fresh prince of bel-air!! nice one!! hahaha. well obviously i didnt use this because these pick up lines are for girls. not only that, well guys are usually the ones that say these. but these gave me a giggle!! if i could give you 10pts i would. hahaha.

umm no but im a girl soo..
yeah one i no is
i bought my library card caues im checkin u out lol

hehehe, i think if any man had tried to use them with me i would have thrown up on him, lol

I got one::

Do you like Litte Ceasers? Cause you're hot, and I'm ready...


hahha, ya know how they have the hot and ready $5 pizzas?

to add on,

" Is your dad a terrorist coz he produced a BOMB man!"

Something like the first one.

I asked asked a girl if she hurt her wings when she fell from heaven..... Then she turned round and I saw that she had actually landed on her face. hehehehe.

Great list. I have never used them. lol

I haven't used it for someone. But many guys have used these kind of one liners for me. what about u?.

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