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Question: They were out in Borneo and it was getting dark as they approached the jungle.
They knew that there were cannibals living in there and so they kept very quiet as they went round it, frightened of being captured.
They were just thinking that all was going well and they hadn`t been noticed when the drums started beating.
“I don`t like the sound of those drums” said the expedition leader to his guide.

A voice from the jungle shouts out.

“SORRY ABOUT THAT, HE`S NOT OUR NORMAL DRUMMER!”


Answers: They were out in Borneo and it was getting dark as they approached the jungle.
They knew that there were cannibals living in there and so they kept very quiet as they went round it, frightened of being captured.
They were just thinking that all was going well and they hadn`t been noticed when the drums started beating.
“I don`t like the sound of those drums” said the expedition leader to his guide.

A voice from the jungle shouts out.

“SORRY ABOUT THAT, HE`S NOT OUR NORMAL DRUMMER!”

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Brilliant!!

Thanks very much. I'll be using that one tomorrow.

I don't get it.

Clever these cannibals, they
don't like their food upset..

HA HA HA Ha neat but why can't we go to my world in my head there are things there you've never seen before with your own eyes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! My boyfriend had to come in and check if I was alright after reading that, I'm cackling like a witch...... Star for you mate!

huh??????

Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one.!!!
Cheers.!!!

2 cannibals were eating a Sonia D-One said to the other, "Does this taste stupid to you?"

I will use that one again, nothing to ad Tatrafan, that is a stand alone joke, I'll give you the drum.
Thanks mate.
Sonia D, is back up vocals.

Oh man hmmph!

ha ha ha, very good.



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