Got any good knock knock jokes?my 5 year old thinks they are the funniest things!


Question: Knock, knock

Who's there?

Cow go

Cow go who?

Cows don't go who, they go moo!

My 5 year old daughter loves this one... Hope yours enjoys it too!


ADD: Okay this one's not a knock knock joke, but I asked her to tell me a joke and this is what she came up with...

How much do Santa's reindeer cost?

Nothing, they're on the house!


Answers: Knock, knock

Who's there?

Cow go

Cow go who?

Cows don't go who, they go moo!

My 5 year old daughter loves this one... Hope yours enjoys it too!


ADD: Okay this one's not a knock knock joke, but I asked her to tell me a joke and this is what she came up with...

How much do Santa's reindeer cost?

Nothing, they're on the house!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Fish

Fish who?

Bless you

Lmao i no its geeky bt hey

knock knock

who's there??

the Avon Lady - your doorbell is broken

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Little Old Lady

Little Old Lady who?

Wow I didn't know you could yodel!

(yodel oh ladi hoo!)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Midas!
Midas who?
Midas well open the door!

knock knock
whos there?
boo
boo who?
dont cry its just a joke

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
What are you getting so excited about?


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
I butter not tell you!

Knock Knock!
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!

knock knock
who's there?
boo
boo who?
don't cry, it's just a joke

knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad I didn't say banana again?


knock knock
who's there?
atch
atch who? (ATCHOO)
bless you!

here's some....

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita Who?
Anita nother napkin, please!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Barbie!
Barbie who?
Let's have a Bar-B-Que!

A camping one...

Knock knock
Who's there?
Hewlett
Hewlett who?
Who let all those mosquitos in?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair once but I'm bald now!

Knock knock !!

Who's there?

Interrupting Cow....

Interrup....

moooooooooo!!!!!

knock knock!
whose there?
cargo!
cargo who?
cargo beep beep!

knock knock
who's there
luke
luke who
luke through the key hole and see

knock knock
whos there
grandma
grandma who
knock knock
whos there
grandma
grandma who
knock knock
whos there
grandma
grandma who
knock knock
whos there
aunt
aunt who
aunt you glad that grandmas gone

** @@ apple ,apple who ,i like pie

Knock, knock, who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwownding!



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