Ok here is a funny joke(slightly dirty)?do this joke made you laugh?!
Question: A husband and wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed.
The man says to his wife, "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill." She ignored the remark.
A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill, then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, your butt really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well.
Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."
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Answers: A husband and wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed.
The man says to his wife, "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill." She ignored the remark.
A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill, then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, your butt really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well.
Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."
GIMME A STAR!!if you like it..
oh btw you can also add me to ya contacts i post funny ones everyday.
i want to add you in my contact.this one is a bit funny. i like the end
Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."
the measuring tape part was a bit funny
interesting. but in my country a wide behind is what men want so ............................ i dont know
Haha! Thanks for the laugh, that's a good one!
haha funny this is from "eli's dirty jokes"..right?
Lol, it sure made me laugh...
brilliant i love it
OHH I luv to hear a good put down.
And that was a cracker!!!!
What was that again Oscar Mayer? Haha! Joke's on YOU!
lmao..lol..xx..?and a *
This one made me laugh too.....star for you
Well done! A laugh for me before work.
now thats funny
oooooooooooooooooh snappp!!! haha i gotta use that punchline sumtime :P
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****************very cute and funny to, wish i could remember some?