Blonde joke,funny?!
Question: Two blonde gals went together to play the slot machines at the casino.
Each agreed that when her allotted money was gone, she would go to the front of the casino, and sit on the bench to wait for the other.
Trixie quickly lost all her money and went to sit on the bench. She waited and waited.
After what seemed an eternity, she finally saw Patty coming toward her, and she was carrying this huge sack of coins.
"Hey, Trixie," said Patty, "how'd you do?"
"Not very well," replied Trixie.
Patty said, "You should have been with me ... Did I ever find a good machine! It's way in the back. Come! I'll show it to you ... You can't lose! Every time you put a dollar in, you win four quarters!"
Answers: Two blonde gals went together to play the slot machines at the casino.
Each agreed that when her allotted money was gone, she would go to the front of the casino, and sit on the bench to wait for the other.
Trixie quickly lost all her money and went to sit on the bench. She waited and waited.
After what seemed an eternity, she finally saw Patty coming toward her, and she was carrying this huge sack of coins.
"Hey, Trixie," said Patty, "how'd you do?"
"Not very well," replied Trixie.
Patty said, "You should have been with me ... Did I ever find a good machine! It's way in the back. Come! I'll show it to you ... You can't lose! Every time you put a dollar in, you win four quarters!"
I like your joke. Here is another.
Heads or Tails
The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out.
During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, uttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour. But I'm rechecking my answers."
not a laugh out loud.. but a chuckle in the head Report It
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