Im holding a yo mama joke contest. who ever has the best diss gets 10 points.?!


Question: Yo momma is like grocery store.. you go in, get what you want, pay up and leave

Whats the difference between a NES and your mom? Your mom is 4 player.

Your momma is so fat she left the house with high heals and came back with flip flops.

Your mom is my uncle

Your mom shouldnt have any more kids. escpecially when you turned up

Your is like a Flakey. Crusty on the outside creamy on the inside.

Thoughs are just some Yo mama jokes but i just wanted to have a contest lol.


Answers: Yo momma is like grocery store.. you go in, get what you want, pay up and leave

Whats the difference between a NES and your mom? Your mom is 4 player.

Your momma is so fat she left the house with high heals and came back with flip flops.

Your mom is my uncle

Your mom shouldnt have any more kids. escpecially when you turned up

Your is like a Flakey. Crusty on the outside creamy on the inside.

Thoughs are just some Yo mama jokes but i just wanted to have a contest lol.

HERE IS A LOTTT OF YO_MAMA JOKES THEY ARE SOOO HILARIOUS

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!

Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!

Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.

Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole *** over!

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."

Yo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!"

Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.

Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her...

Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"

Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!

Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn."

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please."

Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!

Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!

Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the *****'s good side!

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ***, she has to make two trips!

Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo.

Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.

Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.

Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips!

Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Yo momma so fat when the ***** goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo momma so fat that she can't tie her own shoes.

Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket.

Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.

Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.

Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide.

Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!

Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship.

Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth.

Yo momma so fat to her, "light food," means under 4 Tons!

Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!

Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!

Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.

Yo momma so fat she won, "Miss Bessie the Cow 94."

Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans.

Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!

Yo momma like Domino's pizza -- Something for nothing.

Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!

Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!

Yo momma like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.

Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"

Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"

Yo momma like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!

Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!

Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.

Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.

Yo momma so old, she has Jesus' beeper number!

Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1!

Yo momma so old, she older than yo grandma!

Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!

Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.

Yo momma so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks!

Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!

Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo momma so old when she reads the bible she reminisces.

Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.

Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".

Yo momma so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse.

Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang.

Yo momma so old even God calls her mother!

Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!

Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.

Yo Momma so poor she can't afford the o or the r.

Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was do

Yo mama is so bored she likes to go on Y!A.

hahhahahaahahaha

your momma is so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the coach

Your mom is like a used car. Everyones had them and no one wants them.

your mammas so dumb she admits your her kid

my mom is good

yo momma is so ugly, the new baby used the cord to climb back in

yo momma is so fat, she has her own zipcode

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

your momma is so fat she steped on a scale and it said "one at a time please!"


hahahahaha

yo momma fat her pants size is um um um trick lose some weight

yo mama's so poor that when she was found kicking an empty tin down the street and asked what she was doing, she said 'moving'!

um.. your momma is so fat and black she can be shaquille o neals shadow

Yo Mama is so hairy, when I went to shake her hand, I was lost in the Bungalow for 4 weeks

yo mama is so dumb I told her about about this contest and she said she has the best diss and dat!

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

yo mommas so fat that when shes swimming with whales in the ocean- she starts singing WE ARE FAMILY

your mama's so stupid she tried to put a pack of m&m's in alphabetical order

Yo momma so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo momma so poor, her front door and back door have the same hinge.

Yo momma so dumb, when she got locked in a supermarket, she starved to death.

Yo momma so fat, she sells shade.

Yo momma so fat, she wakes up in sections.

Yo momma so fat, people run around her for exercise.

Yo momma so fat, when she wanted to go to China, she just rolled over.

Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor said, hey how'd u know my cell phone number?

A few of my favorites ;)

Yo mama is so fat, she walked by my TV set and I missed two whole episodes of my favorite show.

your mama is so stupid she jumped over a glass wall to see wat was on the other side.
your mama is so fat they use her belt to measure the equator
your mom is so fat when she put on a yellow raincoat and walked down the street people yelled TAXI!

xD your mom is my uncle ahhaa

1. Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.
2. Yo mama is so hairy that she has to part the hair on her butt in order to go to the bathroom.
3. Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
4. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born her mama said, “what a treasure,” and her daddy said, “yeah, let's bury it.”
lmfao

yo mama so ugly when she was born her parents sued the trojan company

Yo Momma is so stupid...she gave birth to you!!!

Yo Momma so black she has to wear white gloves when she eats a tootsie roll so she don't bite her fingers

Yo momma like a door knob... EVERYBODY GETS A TURN!!

Yo momma so hairy, she look like a Chia pet with a sweater!

Yo momma so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her!

Yo momma so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application

Yo momma so fat, she went into a china shop and the clerk shouted "No bulls allowed!!"

Yo momma so poor, she walked into McDonalds and put a milkshake on lay away

yo mama is so fat that when she walked down the sidwalk in a red dress everybody screamed
"look kids, its clifford the big red dog!"

Yo momma so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burn.

Yo momma so small she can get raped by a jelly baby.

Yo momma so fat by the time she turns around its her birthday.

Yo momma so small, if she stepped off the curb, she would commit suicide.

Yo momma so ugly, when she looks at you, you call the police because you think she is showing you her as.s.

Yo momma so fat, when she jumps in the air she gets stuck.

Yo momma so fat, when gravity is turned off she still doesnt float.

Your momma so stupid, she put a spy hole in a glass door.

Your momma so stupid, she wet herself in a toilet.

Your Momma so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket.

your mama so fat when she took a step she made an earthquake that blew out a whole country....

YO momma so fat, on halloween she dressed all in black and someone asked wut she was, she said NIGHT TIME!

yo mama is so dirty u cant tell where the dirt ends and she begins

yo mama is a ***** lesbiean haha



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