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Question: A man walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling-film for shorts.
The shrink says "Well, I can clearly see you`re nuts."
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
"My dog`s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet. "Let`s have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally he says, "I`m going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he`s cross-eyed?"
"No, because he`s bloody heavy."
A man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
The doctor says "I`ll give you some cream to put on it."
A man goes to the doctor`s.
"Doc, I`ve got a cricket ball stuck up my bum."
"How`s that?"
"Don`t you bloody start!"
Answers: A man walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling-film for shorts.
The shrink says "Well, I can clearly see you`re nuts."
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
"My dog`s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet. "Let`s have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally he says, "I`m going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he`s cross-eyed?"
"No, because he`s bloody heavy."
A man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
The doctor says "I`ll give you some cream to put on it."
A man goes to the doctor`s.
"Doc, I`ve got a cricket ball stuck up my bum."
"How`s that?"
"Don`t you bloody start!"
Hee hee hee well you made me and my husband laugh!
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I get them all except the cream.
Haha! Hilarious! :)
i dont get the last part at all!
heard worse
haha yeah they are good i like the wee daft jokes
however i dont get the last 1???
lol
cute XD
hahaha very good. lol
well i didnt get the last one but the other two well and truly made up for it.
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