What do you think of these ones ??!
Question: An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City office building.
A young and beautiful woman, smelling like expensive perfume, gets into the elevator. She turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
A couple of floors later, another young and beautiful woman, smelling like expensive perfume, gets into the elevator. She turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"
Three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination. As she exits the elevator, she peers at both women, bends over and farts, then bellows, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound!"
Answers: An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City office building.
A young and beautiful woman, smelling like expensive perfume, gets into the elevator. She turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
A couple of floors later, another young and beautiful woman, smelling like expensive perfume, gets into the elevator. She turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"
Three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination. As she exits the elevator, she peers at both women, bends over and farts, then bellows, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound!"
LOL good one!
cute, have a star.
ok...lol.....that's disgusting...lol =/
~thank you~
That's funny!
Thanks for sharing.
eww lol pretty good
haha that is so funny. :) lol I'll be laughing about it for days. thanks for the joke and have a star.
Heh. Nasty but cute. Star for you! =)
hahahahaha!
cute hee hee.
LMAO!!
Fight fire with fire I always say! :)
Marvelous !!!
Lmao, :)
lmao
Funny! 100!
HYUK!
That's a good one!
That could've been my grandmother...
Did you catch her name?