Ok folks as my easter joke got deleted yesterday how about these question is fun!


Question: Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

A: Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!


Q: Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring?

A: Because he heard it was 18 carrots!

Q: Why do bears have fur coats ?

A:Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A: A teddy boar!

Q: What should you call a bald teddy?

A; Fred bear!

Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A: A little bear!

Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

A: It lives on ice!

Q: What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

A: She had mittens!

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A: A carrot!

Q: How do cats eat spaghetti?

A: The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

Q: What is a French cat's favourite pudding?

A: Chocolate mousse!

Q: What do cat actors say on stage?

Tabby or not tabby!


Answers: Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

A: Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!


Q: Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring?

A: Because he heard it was 18 carrots!

Q: Why do bears have fur coats ?

A:Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A: A teddy boar!

Q: What should you call a bald teddy?

A; Fred bear!

Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A: A little bear!

Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

A: It lives on ice!

Q: What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

A: She had mittens!

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A: A carrot!

Q: How do cats eat spaghetti?

A: The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

Q: What is a French cat's favourite pudding?

A: Chocolate mousse!

Q: What do cat actors say on stage?

Tabby or not tabby!

read your Easter jokes and thought they were pretty good--- as also are these ones.
well done keep up the good work.

Read yr profile. even more impressed..
would have guessed you to have been a youngen..
you obviously enjoy life too.
Have a great day

Funny

funny...lol

that's funny, lol

:)

ha ha ha have a star,,,

lolz, loved them all!

They're alright.

ha!
ha!
ha!
ha!
ha!
ha!

Tabby or not Tabby now that is the question!!!

LOL!!!!!!

:)

Your Easter Q was gone before I got in from work.....

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