Ok folks as my easter joke got deleted yesterday how about these question is fun!
Question: Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
A: Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Q: Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring?
A: Because he heard it was 18 carrots!
Q: Why do bears have fur coats ?
A:Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!
Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A: A teddy boar!
Q: What should you call a bald teddy?
A; Fred bear!
Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A: A little bear!
Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
A: It lives on ice!
Q: What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
A: She had mittens!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Q: How do cats eat spaghetti?
A: The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
Q: What is a French cat's favourite pudding?
A: Chocolate mousse!
Q: What do cat actors say on stage?
Tabby or not tabby!
Answers: Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
A: Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Q: Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring?
A: Because he heard it was 18 carrots!
Q: Why do bears have fur coats ?
A:Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!
Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A: A teddy boar!
Q: What should you call a bald teddy?
A; Fred bear!
Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A: A little bear!
Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
A: It lives on ice!
Q: What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
A: She had mittens!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Q: How do cats eat spaghetti?
A: The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
Q: What is a French cat's favourite pudding?
A: Chocolate mousse!
Q: What do cat actors say on stage?
Tabby or not tabby!
read your Easter jokes and thought they were pretty good--- as also are these ones.
well done keep up the good work.
Read yr profile. even more impressed..
would have guessed you to have been a youngen..
you obviously enjoy life too.
Have a great day
Funny
funny...lol
that's funny, lol
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ha ha ha have a star,,,
lolz, loved them all!
They're alright.
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Tabby or not Tabby now that is the question!!!
LOL!!!!!!
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Your Easter Q was gone before I got in from work.....
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