Things not to say to your pregnant wife when she's in labor?!


Question: gosh, I hope the baby arrives before the big game.
gosh, you're lucky you get to experience the miracle of childbirth!
the kids just called and want to know what's for dinner
your stomach still looks like there's another one in there
you think this hurts? let me tell you about the time I sprained my ankle.....


Answers: gosh, I hope the baby arrives before the big game.
gosh, you're lucky you get to experience the miracle of childbirth!
the kids just called and want to know what's for dinner
your stomach still looks like there's another one in there
you think this hurts? let me tell you about the time I sprained my ankle.....

My Husband watched TV and then went out to get something to eat while I was in labor. Very sad

Peace ?

kinda funny... a chuckle or two

Who are you? Do I know you?

It isnt that bad is it?

That's not my kid. He's black.

put a cork in it honey.. im trying to watch the game!!

Honey they say there's no room in the inn, but there's a nice stable out back.

I have a feeling what she said wasn't fit to print in the Bible :o)

I think you are over-reacting; just breathe....

Or

So who's the daddy...
or
Are you a virgin.....

Hey babe you're hurting my hand.

what's that mean ?

how about this is going to hurt me more than you or
i will just hand your hand and the pain will ease
or i would have your baby if i could
yeah right as if any of them hubbies like me would ever

This is Great, I Want More Children...!!

Take it easy or it will soon be over ?

LOL or are you sure I'm the father?



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